Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Vote Beer in 2008!


Screw electing another round of liars, crooks, and lawyers. Let's elect a round of BEER, or three. It's time to vote for something that we truly believe in and when is the last time you liked any candidate as much as you liked a frosty cold mug of beer? Forever? Never is more like it. Vote American, VOTE BEER!
Vote Beer! shaped like a cold mug of beer with a big foamy head, and backed with the colors of the USA, this design is the answer for how to vote in this, and every election. Vote early, vote beer!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

There, Their and They're


There, Their and They're. Often used interchangeably, and not even close to meaning the same things. I know they sound the same, but they're NOT the same word. Folks who constantly mix those up drive me batty, and they make anything they write suspect, no matter how well written or accurate. Soooooo, take a second and get it right.


I know that this is nothing but grammar snob stuff, but it's something that so many folks do when posting. Nothing ruins the validity of a well written and thought out comment than that mistake.


JMGNole SmartAssTees

Hola, I'd like to tell you about my online business, creating smartassed designs and products and selling them online. I use a variety of POD (Print On Demand) vendors to create and sell t-shirts, ceramics, prints, photos, and what-not. It started out as fun, but now it's turned into something more, and it's really a lot of fun. My first design was something making fun of the florida gator football team, back around the time that the US invaded Iraq and had that wacky information director on television all of the time. He was ALWAYS wrong, even to the point of denying things that were on camera behind him. A total flake.




I made a spoof of that about a Florida State victory of the hated gators and sold the hell out of them. Too bad I had zero markup on all of the products. It was just for fun, but that would have been quite a little beer money haul. Oh well, lesson learned.
I didn't do anything else with the shop for over a year until I got another inspiration, insulting the U. I sold a few of those, got roughed up by the collegiate licensing folks, and learned a very valuable lesson. Stay away from school trademarks. That's worked out pretty well for me.
I still do sports related stuff, but I also have added a long line of stuff pointing directly at sarcasm and smartassery. Those are my strengths, so why not gear my designs toward something that I really understand.
I began using primarily PhotoShop to do all of my work, but I've moved directly to Adobe Illustrator and that's about all I use any longer. What a great piece of software to use for vector art and t-shirt design. It's made me much better at my actual job, as a designer for the State of Florida.
So, I think that I'll begin to post designs and their inspirations here and see how that works out. I have found that simple is better, and that's not making me happy. I want to do some art, and put it on productss. Luckily folks buy the simple stuff and give me the freedom to do the art thing when I get the urge.
Check me out at www.jmgnole.com, www.cafepress.com/jmgnole. www.cafepress.com/niceguystees, and www.zazzle.com/jmgnole. I have some links to the other shops on www.jmgnole.com. Enjoy, and let me know what you think.