The new JMGNole SmartAssTees website is up and growing.

Hey now, I've finally decided to get smart and bring my domain, http://www.jmgnole.com/ to life.

I'm going continue to build the site into something strong and interesting and funny and sarcastic and use it to point folks to all of the cool and fun things that I have scattered across the internets. Different vendors have different products and all sorts of great things to offer. The only way that I can offer them all is with a central site that's showing you the way.

Rude, crude, sarcastic, funny, bawdy, raunchy, beachy, preachy, teachy, and peachy. All of it. Sports, too. (gators still suck, FMFFM)

Shirts for guys, gals and kids, and even your dog... Caps, mugs, buttons, magnets, cards, stickers, yard signs, banners, hoodies, thongs, shoes and even skateboards. Just not all in one place, until now.

If you don't find what you like, let me know, and we'll come up with something together that makes your friends chuckle. Just drop me a line. (jmgnole at gmail dot com)

The Big Move...

...has begun, in earnest. The rectal violation that CafePress has just given us Shopkeepers is the last straw. The hubris, the arrogance, the betrayal, are all things that I might bet past in a business sort of way, if they weren't all in a crappy bundle. The fact that Fred Dustbin hasn't bothered to even acknowledge the shopkeepers since he put his pants back in is the height of arrogance. The people who helped him get rich, are now getting their businesses crushed by him. Screw CP.

Anyway, I'm daily uploading and adding designs to Zazzle. I'm not a fan of their setup, making a shop there with sections and some sort of organization is a total bitch. Luckily, most of the cool folks from CP who shared their knowledge are now at Zazzle, greasing the skids and making it an easier transition for us slower kids. Find my new stuff at http://www.zazzle.com/jmgnole and check out the new options on products. I don't like the trucker hats, but the choices in shirts for guys and gals are a big improvement on CafePress and they've also got a customize choice that lets you fiddle with whatever designs you find there.

Some see a fat old man.

JMG